Take me to the letter

Saint Peter and Paul (Tarsus, 5 - Rome 67)

Imagine for a moment that you are not Peter but Paul. Suppose you have to write an epistle to Philemon - an email if you prefer - presenting him an accurate as possible picture of the parish he is about to embark.

What would you write?


I did not say Peter because albeit not even the choice of Philemon is up to your pick - the Bishop decides - the selection of 'Peter' befalls in the hands - pardon - the wings of the Holy Spirit.