Lost one 50000 worth cooker on cafèland failed to look at the bottom of the screen for the accept key and undercooked hubby fishfingers whilst overdoing the leeks.
Teaches you the real value of not that rightful anger.
Keeping the Divine Mercy Chaplet flowing. Sung version helps memorising the words.
HOLYNESS IS ALL AROUND...INHAIL
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No matter the stew you are in. Catch the incipit then schedule a general
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CHILDREN MORNING PRAYER
Guardian angel angel dear
Untie the knots the devil
May have bound my laces here
So that Christ's way I may walk
Without a shade of fear.
Could be made into a prayer pledge given at Baptism with the name of the child on the framed print.
Lambkin: NAME
Adaptable also to any clerics whatever the age and rank. May the Lord fill the seminaries with a fresh flow of true vocations. For the love He outpoured for us.
Please bear with me and pull a cracker will ja?
RispondiEliminaJoke 1 Why did Father have a bump on his head?
Cause he had run into a hardened sinner.
Joke 2 Why is Mother Mary's mantel blue?
Cause God made her into the blueprint of the priesthood.
Off the cuff but not off the to be read black rubrics. No risk of episcopal grilling. Dose carefully deliver carefully. Especially around the burning issues of our times.
RispondiEliminaQuiz time
https://churchpop.com/2017/01/03/qui...n-personality/
https://churchpop.com/2017/01/03/quiz-devotion-personality/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Oh1joY0Kx0&feature=youtu.be&a
Wondering if there is one What kind of homilist are you?
Dominican lay back preacher
Pernickety Jesuit leave it open to mystical discernment reflection
Fussy Benedectine ora et labora ora et labora on the same page
Jovial Franciscan
Silent Cistercensian eye preacher
Name it. Would make a fun seminary skit. Maybe at the funds raising dinner?
First Mass vigil? Suffering from Holy See sickness? May you have Joseph shaky heart and Mary's firm upholding faith hand. And pray a Mary star of the sea.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aF4k9mUO81o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SBf0X2euPo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9WevHSadfw
At the manger of recollection
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TacNIbmDZ4s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPzm0JS_hDI
2017 Belly puller
RispondiEliminaThat year at the seminary the rector decided to implement a ne test for applicant seminarians in order to get a rough idea of the perspective enrolled feel for the subjects they were intendting to study for their preparation.
One of the questions read as follwoing:
'The candidate is asked to provide a short definition of the term "intangible". Lay terms accepted.
Going to be Fr Zac thought for a moment then decided to trust both his knowledge of the language of the parables as heard in his village parish church and his own agricoltural background. He penned down the following.
'intangible' - strictly forbidden access area in which orange trees are cultivated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M58L5OAQoyk
Apologies :)
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